Economy Class

Midway through my initiation into flying, I was bought. Taken with the routine it demands. Although waiting in terminals is a universal bore, my hour and a half at BIAL was spent walking around, wondering if the chap who looked a lot like Geoff Lawson was indeed Geoff Lawson (he was) and for the most part, ogling at cheerleaders on their way to Motera for the upcoming IPL fixture. Couldn't be helped. A morning spent waltzing in and out of a reverie with the tug of half-sleep more engaging than the excitement of a first. And then they traipsed in, showcasing their moves, exchanging ideas. Like I said, I was bought. Or sold.


Indigo were as good as their word. Takeoff and touchdown on the dot. All the patting themselves on the back and the air of success (a string of awards lately recognizing punctuality) that manifested itself on the staff was vindicated. It helped for an A320 meant that legroom was compromised. An hour beyond the 150 minute flying time would have stretched it. Without a book or music, and with the novelty of an air-hostess beginning to wear off, I became occupied with thoughts on the marketing campaigns that top airlines employ. "We'll take more care of you". "Smooth as Silk". Emphasizing the comfort factor, that one is in good hands. It struck me that air travel is very much like being on an escalator. The feeling of being led or 'taken care of' is paramount to this industry and operators, I guess, adopt different means to stress upon this aspect of flying. And yes, those with matchless track records like Lufthansa and Singapore Airlines, marquee names both, dispense with the attribute based branding. With them, nothing short of "There's no better way to fly" and the rather more sedate "A great way to fly" will do. By and large though, airlines play upon this: hop on to our escalator, you're taken care of. This is now my formative attitude to flying.


Karol Bagh, or the part of it where I was holed up, is probably where Dilliwale come to for automotive service and parts. The place abounded with these. A custom with my father that I now find appealing, I set out to see whatever I could of Karol Bagh and chanced upon one of the famous Bikanerwalas. An Idli Dhokla (a Gujarati dish using Idly batter made from gram flour and the masala used for chaat as embellishment) represents the sole gastronomic escapade in the little time that I had.



It is a long walk from Delhi University to Vishwa Vidyalaya Metro Station. The hot afternoon and my blazer aren't making it any easier. Once inside though, I am bowled over by the whole enterprise that is the Delhi Metro. This is world class transport, at nominal rates. It fills in the lacunae that plague other systems of this sort - a timer that counts down to the arrival of the next metro, announcement systems that are complete to the point of redundancy for the frequent traveler, strict enforcements from the staff at stations. A text from my uncle sums it up - thanks to Sreedharan. As Jhandewalan (the lady gave 'Jhande' a ring that persists), Rajiv Chowk and later, on my way to Noida to meet a friend, Akshardham, Mayur Vihar whiz past, I am in the grip of a longing to be a part of this. To do this on a daily basis. To commute on the Delhi Metro. In my flight of fancy, I whip this up - repulsed by a metro .... bowled over by the metro.

9 comments:

theamateurARTIST said...

The thud of the wheels at touchdown is invariably accompanied by my sigh of relief. Not as much as for the safe landing but for the freedom from the cramped 3 by 3 space on the aircraft that I am destined to occupy for hours on end. No amount of pampering can bring relief. And as someone who loves to travel full stretch on the upper tier of a sleeper car (not to speak of the associated romance) the discomfort gets compounded.

theamateurARTIST said...

And I have never had the good fortune of being 'taken care of' by good-looking airhostess expect for one Jyothi on my flight from Dubai on my first vacation trip, if I remember right. Or may be there isn’t an entity called the ‘good-looking airhostess’

Zed said...

@theamateurARTIST - A 3 by 3 for more than 3-4 hours, I can't imagine. Long flights, I'd have to see. 2628 was such a bore though. Wanted to mention that in the post but it seemed out of place. Such a dull route. And long distance on trains - nope. That's worn off in a jiffy for me, without actually having done any of note except this and 2618.

Zed said...

@theamateurARTIST - Hmmm :) Ok.

Pithyae said...

n1 y!
True Y..metro rules! and not too costly either for the common* man..now I think they ve got the noida link also ready..another link from the airport is also due i guess in a short time..

Some of these escalator services make you climb their stairs too in the process..like the economy(buy your food and water) planes..and I don't like this trend..it's no more the same escalator service..I mean really, is the 200 Rs more on my ticket price with food served not better..it's more than just the quick travel or the window seats..It's horrible seeing an airhostess asking If I have change,in this context atleast :D:P..
Prit

Zed said...

@pri+!Jd - The airport link's due in Sep I guess. Low-cost carriers - on-board food is a weird thing. Yeah. Esp the kind of inconveniences it can throw up for the passenger and the air-hostess. Not to mention the embarassment. :) And I had an aisle seat btw.

Venky said...

Is it really true that A320s have compromised legroom? I am not so sure. Even with the same type of aircraft (A320) there are variances between successive subtypes. I guess we'll just have to go by seatguru.com anytime you fly to get the best seats.

Many years ago when such things were still allowed, I obtained permission to walk into the cockpit of an A320. The friendly pilots told me that the A320's cockpit was larger than the B747's. Not that this has anything to do with passenger legroom, I just thought I'll mention it :-)

I too had the good fortune (!) to land in Delhi earlier this year. I was surprised to hear the pilots go on and on about the brand new runway. I rarely hear pilots mention runways like this one. It turned out that this was an important piece of information because the plane taxied for (I kid you not!) 20 minutes before docking. My good friend who came to pick me up almost gave up and went home.

Zed said...

@hoatzinaname - A320 variable sizes. Ok. I heard later that Indigo crams those extra rows into the aircraft which a Kingfisher or a Jet Airways doesn't do apparently. And being in a cockpit even for a little while must be amazing. Now that you mention the taxieing, I remember thinking if it really does take so long because there was about 10-15 minutes of it that day too.

Venky said...

I was looking for the air travel blog entry from a while ago and could not find it by just scanning the titles. Economy Class suggests something you skip for a lazy afternoon tea rather than a modern day temporary prison at 30,000 feet.